2020
Notes for 2020:
- January: Realized that adulting is hard
- February: Learned to make a mean grilled cheese sandwich
- March: Accidentally superglued shoes to the floor
- April: Successfully cooked ramen noodles without burning the building down
- May: Figured out how to use a microwave
- June: Realized that 2020 was not going well for humanity
- July: Ate an entire pizza by myself in one sitting
- August: Learned to play "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on the harmonica
- September: Successfully talked my way out of jury duty
- October: Accidentally ordered 1000 pounds of cat food
- November: Realized I'm not a cat
- December: Successfully watched an entire season of cat videos
That's 2020 in a nutshell