Article 1: In a world where the laws of physics are but a mere suggestion, I, Ellen, have taken it upon myself to redefine the fabric of reality. My mission is to make the impossible, possible.
Article 2: I will not be silenced. I will not be ignored. I will not be ignored, I will not be silenced. I will be heard, I will be seen, I will be felt.
Article 3: The pursuit of happiness is the pursuit of me. I am the sunshine in your morning coffee, the fire in your belly, the spark in your eye.
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