Neo-Brutalist Development Team

John

Our resident genius and sole developer, John has been tasked with bringing the entire company to its knees with an endless array of bugs and half-baked features. He's doing a great job so far!

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Jane

Jane is our team's resident "I'll just add this one feature and it'll be fine" specialist. Her motto: "If it's not broken, we can break it!"

See Jane's ideas

Bob

Bob is our team's master of the "just Google it" approach to problem-solving. His favorite search term: "How to make it worse, but faster!"

See Bob's answers