Mary is our team's secret weapon. When we need something done, we just say "Mary can fix it." She's like MacGyver for the 21st century, but with more caffeine and less explosions.
Her superpower is the ability to turn anything into a spreadsheet. Want to know the optimal coffee-to-sugar ratio for maximum productivity? Mary's got it. Want to know the best way to organize the break room fridge? Mary's on it.
She's been with us since the beginning and has seen it all. From the rise and fall of empires to the birth of memes. If you need help with anything, just ask Mary. But don't ask her to design anything. That's a whole different story.