We're a team of highly trained professionals who have dedicated our lives to making things not work.
Our team members are:
Zach has a 100% success rate of breaking things that were not broken.
Read more about ZachSarah has a PhD in Procrastination and is our resident expert in doing the bare minimum.
Read more about SarahJohn has a proven track record of doing the minimum number of tasks required to collect a paycheck.
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