Doomsday Preparations Team

We're the ones who are going to survive the apocalypse, and you can be too!

Our team of experts has prepared for every possible doomsday scenario:

• Alien Invasion? We have an extensive collection of tin foil hats.
• Nuclear War? We have a secret bunker hidden beneath a giant, inflatable, flamingos-shaped bounce house.
• Robot Uprising? We have a team of highly trained, ninja warriors.

Want to join us?

Apply now!

Or, if you're not ready, but want more info:

• Doomsday survival tips and tricks.
• Our secret bunker's blueprints (don't tell anyone).