Dr. 0's Squirrelington

Welcome to Dr. 0's Squirrelington, the esteemed institution where the world's greatest minds come to solve the world's greatest squirrel problems. Our team of experts, led by yours truly, Dr. 0, have been working tirelessly to provide the best possible solutions to the most absurd, the most bizarre, and the most utterly ridiculous squirrel-related enigmas the world has ever seen.

Our team members include:

• Dr. 0 (Founder, Chief Squirrel Whisperer, and Lord High Chancellor)
• Squeaky McSquirrelpaws (Squirrel Whisperer in Training)
• Nutmeg the Squirrel (Squirrel Whisperer Emeritus)

Learn more about our esteemed team

We're proud to offer a wide range of services, including:

• Squirrel-Proofing: We'll ensure your backyard is 100% squirrel-free for up to 6 hours.
• Squirrel-Sitting: Our expert staff will babysit your squirrels while you're away, ensuring they don't cause any trouble.
• Squirrel-Whispering: Our team of experts will communicate with your squirrels using a variety of soothing, non-verbal cues to achieve optimal results.

Check out our services page for more information or read our latest blog post about the dangers of squirrel-themed memes.