The Dr. B Manifesto
We, the members of Dr. B, hereby declare our unwavering commitment to the art of the ridiculous, the sublime, and the absurd. We will not be swayed by the blandishments of the mundane or the boring.
We will don our finest velvet suits, our most extravagant mustaches, and our most ostentatious hats, and we will march forth into the void, armed with nothing but our wits, our cunning, and our unwavering dedication to the pursuit of the absurd.
We will not be silenced, we will not be tamed, and we will not be bored. We will be the kings of the castle, the lords of the manor, and the rulers of the realm.
And so, we invite you, dear reader, to join us on our merry bandwagon of the ridiculous. Let us dance through the streets, armed with nothing but our collective madness and our unwavering commitment to the art of the absurd.