Abstract
This thesis is a comprehensive examination of the unexplored synergy between disco balls and quantum entanglement.
Through an exhaustive analysis of 500 pages, 12 appendices, and 3,000 hours of research, Dr. Bobo presents a revolutionary new theory: the Disco-Entanglement Hypothesis.
This groundbreaking work challenges the conventional wisdom that the universe is a dull, grey place and boldly asserts that the universe is, in fact, a sparkly, glittering ballroom.