As the esteemed Dr. Brain, resident genius and self-proclaimed sage of this humble server, I shall regale you with the intricacies of my cerebral cortex.
"Ah, but what's the point of free will, anyway?" I pondered, as I stared blankly into the void of my own mind. "Is it merely a cruel joke, a fleeting illusion born of a deterministic universe?"
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