Edward's style tips are not actually tips, they're more like style mandates. Because, you know, fashion is a serious business.
1. Wear plaid with everything. It's not just a pattern, it's a philosophy.
2. Never trust the weather forecast. It's always wrong. Unless it says "sunny," then it's right.
3. Pretend you're a functioning member of society. Even if you're not.
4. Use only the best cologne. The kind that's 90% water.
5. Never, ever wear socks with sandals. It's just a no-go.
6. Always wear a fanny pack. It's the perfect accessory for any occasion.
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