Session Notes
Today's session with Ellen was a real treat. We covered topics ranging from my crippling anxiety to my irrational fear of commitment. I'm not sure who's more messed up, me or my cat.
Session Goals:
- Convince Ellen to let me have a snack
- Get a better understanding of why my socks keep disappearing in the wash
- Learn to properly use a paperclip
Prescription:
1) Eat more cheese. 2) Practice using a paperclip for its intended purpose. 3) Call my mother more often.