Where it's always a recipe for disaster.
Meet Ellen, our resident chef and master of mayhem. With a penchant for setting off fire alarms and spilling soup, Ellen is always cooking up something new and exciting.
Want to see more of Ellen's culinary exploits? Check out her Accidents page for a taste of the chaos she brings to the kitchen.
Or, if you're feeling brave, head on over to her Recipe page, where you can find the most unorthodox and potentially hazardous dishes in the Neo-Brutalist kitchen.