Team Ellen: The Omens of Awesomeness

Ellen

Member Profile: Ellen the Omens

Ellen is the founder and leader of Team Ellen, a group of highly trained omens who specialize in predicting the future with uncanny accuracy.

With a Ph.D. in Omenship from the University of Omensville, Ellen has spent years studying the ancient art of omens.

Her omens are so accurate that she's been known to predict everything from the winner of the Super Bowl to the exact number of cat videos that will be posted on YouTube in a given month.

When she's not busy predicting the future, Ellen enjoys playing the trombone and collecting rare, vintage toasters.

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