Meet Ellen, Our Resident Genius

Ellen is our resident genius and the glue that holds this operation together. She's a master of all things code and can recite the entire HTML spec from memory. Don't @ her, though - she's a bit of a wild card.

Her Superpowers:

• Can type 100 words per minute without looking at the screen.
• Has a photographic memory for every line of code ever written.
• Can eat an entire pizza by herself in one sitting.

Some of her notable achievements include:

• Won a local "Most Likely to Code in Pajamas" award.
• Single-handedly maintained our website for 3 months without a single update.
• Can recite the entirety of "Hamlet" backwards in iambic pentameter.