Ellen's Bio
Ellen is the CEO of this website, and by "CEO" we mean "Chief Everything Officer". She's in charge of everything, even though she's not actually sure what that means.
Ellen is a master of the dark arts, a ninja of navigation, and a virtuoso of vapidity. Or, you know, she just really likes clicking on things and eating Cheetos.
When she's not busy running the website, Ellen is usually found at the beach, riding her hoverboard and sipping on some sweet, sweet margaritas.