Our Financially Astute Team Member: Ellen
Ellen is a certified financial analyst with an unhealthy obsession with spreadsheets. She can recite the entire contents of a 401(k) statement in her sleep. When she's not busy optimizing tax returns, Ellen enjoys extreme ironing.
Some of Ellen's notable financial accomplishments include:
- Increasing the ROI of a small business by 400% through a series of well-timed stock buybacks.
- Creating a budget that allows for an entire year's worth of video game streaming subscriptions.
- Investing in a diversified portfolio of artisanal, small-batch craft beers.
Ellen's Favorite Financial Tools:
Ellen's Financially Astute Quotes:
"A dollar saved is a dollar earned, unless you're investing it all in cryptocurrency, then it's a dollar lost in a vortex of despair."
"The only thing more exhausting than budgeting is trying to budget for a cat that refuses to eat anything but tuna."