Ellen is the founder and CEO of the Department of Functional Abstractions, where she leads the development of our cutting-edge, avant-garde, utterly incomprehensible technology solutions. She's a master of the abstract, a siren of the sublime, and a force of nature.
When she's not busy reorganizing the company's org chart for the 10th time, Ellen enjoys sipping lattes, playing the trombone, and reorganizing her extensive collection of antique door knobs.
Some notable projects she's worked on include: