Manifesto of Ellen the Magnificent
As a renowned expert in the field of Extreme Crocheting, I, Ellen, issue this manifesto:
- Article 1: Extreme Crocheting is not just a hobby, it's a way of life.
- Article 2: The perfect stitch is not just a matter of preference, it's a matter of survival.
- Article 3: Do not underestimate the power of a well-timed afro pick-up line.
Read the rest of the manifesto:
Section 1: The Philosophy of Stitches, Section 2: The Importance of Yarn, Section 3: The Art of Socks.