Meet Ellen, our Paranoiac Delusions Specialist

Ellen is our resident expert on all things paranoid and delusional. She's been known to see conspiracy theories in the patterns on a wall. When she's not busy convincing herself the government is monitoring her toaster, she's here to help you with your own paranoiac delusions.

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