Welcome to the underlings of Ellen, the infamous team of misfits that keep the company afloat despite our best efforts to sink it.
Learn about Subordinate 3, the resident coffee snob Discover Subordinate 4, the expert in procrastination and video gamesSubordinate 2 is a mysterious underling who has been known to be seen sipping lattes in the break room at 2am, while simultaneously working on their novel.
Successfully avoided doing actual work for 3 consecutive Fridays
Won "Employee of the month" for being the only one who showed up to the meeting