January 1: Elon starts a Twitter thread about the best ways to cook a frozen pizza
January 15: The world discovers that the only thing more addictive than social media is actually just another 10% off sale at Tesla
February 28: Elon tweets about the importance of proper ergonomics in spacesuit design
March 14: The first-ever 'Mars Lander' meme is born, with a picture of a cat in a spacesuit
April 1: The 'Elon's a Liar' meme sweeps the nation, with people questioning the validity of every single one of his promises
May 5: SpaceX successfully lands a rocket on the moon, but only because they forgot to turn off the sprinkler system
June 1: The 'Elon's a Genius (But Also a Liar)' meme becomes the de facto national motto