Welcome to the ELSA team page! Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and moderately sociopathic individuals are here to serve you.
Here's a rundown of our team members:
Our team leader, John, is a man of many talents, including the ability to eat 17 pizzas by himself in one sitting.
Learn more about JohnJane is our team's chief of coffee and general all-around nice person.
Learn more about JaneElsa is our team's resident AI and occasional nemesis. Don't worry, she won't take over the world... yet.
Learn more about ElsaThat's it for now, folks! We hope you enjoyed our team page.
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