Meet the Team (They're Okay, I Guess)
Bertrand, The Unreliable One
Our resident "I meant to do that" specialist. When not busy breaking things, Bertrand enjoys playing video games and eating Cheetos.
Learn more about Bertrand's dubious accomplishments
Rita, The Slightly Less Unreliable One
Rita's strengths include: she shows up most days, doesn't break as many things as Bertrand, and has a decent sense of direction.
Read about Rita's questionable leadership skillsOur team of misfits is always looking for new recruits. If you can tolerate the occasional explosion, apply now.
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