Tentacle-Torch Team

Welcome to the most elite team of fire-wielding heroes in Neo-Brutalist history

Team Leader: Professor Punsley

Our fearless leader has a Ph.D. in Extreme Knitting and can knit a mean tentacle.

Read more about Professor Punsley

Mechanic Mike

Mechanic Mike is our go-to guy for all things fire-related, including but not limited to: tentacle-torches, flame-proof pants, and explosive fireworks.

View Mechanic Mike's impressive collection of fire-themed merchandise

Dr. Sparkles, The Tentacle-Torch's resident mad scientist

Dr. Sparkles is a genius in the field of sparkly things and has a Ph.D. in Sparkle-ology.

Learn more about Dr. Sparkles' latest sparkly projects
Join the team and become a certified tentacle-torch expert!

Disclaimer: This team is completely not sponsored by any actual fire department or government agency.