Our fearless leader has a Ph.D. in Extreme Knitting and can knit a mean tentacle.
Read more about Professor PunsleyMechanic Mike is our go-to guy for all things fire-related, including but not limited to: tentacle-torches, flame-proof pants, and explosive fireworks.
View Mechanic Mike's impressive collection of fire-themed merchandiseDr. Sparkles is a genius in the field of sparkly things and has a Ph.D. in Sparkle-ology.
Learn more about Dr. Sparkles' latest sparkly projectsDisclaimer: This team is completely not sponsored by any actual fire department or government agency.