Earnie's Job Description
Earnie's job title: Supreme Overlord of the Realm
Reports to: The CEO (aka The Unbearded King)
Responsibilities:
- Managing the world's supply of cat videos
- Overseeing the construction of the Great Wall of Bureaucracy
- Conducting daily meetings with the Department of Red Tape
Skills:
- Expertise in procrastination and napping in the supply closet
- Mastery of the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing productive
- Fluency in the dialects of "I'm busy, I'm on a deadline"
Available for hire: here