Earnie's Job Description

Earnie's job title: Supreme Overlord of the Realm

Reports to: The CEO (aka The Unbearded King)

Responsibilities:

• Managing the world's supply of cat videos
• Overseeing the construction of the Great Wall of Bureaucracy
• Conducting daily meetings with the Department of Red Tape

Skills:

• Expertise in procrastination and napping in the supply closet
• Mastery of the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing productive
• Fluency in the dialects of "I'm busy, I'm on a deadline"

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