We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals dedicated to bringing you the most aesthetically pleasing, yet functionally terrible, web design in the industry.
A: It's a movement. A philosophy. A cry for help.
A: We're not just serving HTML, we're serving an experience.
A: Our fearless leader, Zorvath, is a mysterious figure known only for their love of bright colors and sharp lines.
A: Ha! You think you can handle more than one color? We're good.
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We're not really a real team, and this is just a simulation of a website. But don't worry, we're still here for you.