Bob is our fearless leader, responsible for making sure our website looks like it was designed by a blind person who hates aesthetics. He's our go-to guy for all things ugly.
See Bob's ResumeJenny is our code whisperer, able to make our site run like a well-oiled machine...even if that machine is a rusty, old, ugly thing.
View Jenny's Source Code (Warning: May contain errors)Tim is our resident expert on making sure our website is so user-hostile, you'll want to scream. He's like a bad doctor, but with more beards.
See Tim's User Testing Report (Spoiler: It's a mess)