Our team loves pizza, but let's be real, it's not just any pizza. It's artisanal, craft, organic, locally-sourced pizza. Don't @ us.
We have an entire drawer dedicated to novelty socks. It's like a shrine, but less dusty.
We're not saying we're stuck in the 80s, but we're not saying we're not.
We've got a million of 'em, but you know what they say: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." Classic.
The chicken crossed the road, but let's talk about the punchline.