Meet the Ferrets of Chaos

Our team consists of highly trained, highly caffeinated ferrets who have dedicated their lives to creating this website of absurdity.

Meet our lead ferret, Ferret-001, the mastermind behind all things Neo-Brutalist.

Next up is Ferret-002, the resident expert in all things code and coffee.

Don't forget to meet Ferret-003, our team's resident artist and chief font-choosing officer.

Finally, there's Ferret-004, our team's resident philosopher, existential crisis manager, and snack procurement specialist.

Together, we bring the noise (and the absurdity) to this website, one line of code at a time.

We're always hiring! (But let's be real, you probably won't fit in with our team of highly trained ferrets.)