Fin-tastic Frances is a 7-foot-tall, calculator-wielding, spreadsheet-loving superhuman from the depths of the 4chan internet. She calculates the probability of a decent Wi-Fi connection in any given Starbucks, and her calculations are never wrong.
Fin-tastic's calculator contains an estimated 4,000,000,000,000,000,000 calculations stored within, which she can access with lightning speed. She's like a human version of a 1995 Palm Pilot, but with more hair gel and fewer batteries.
Frances has a Ph.D. in Calculus-ematics from the University of Calculusville, where she was awarded a prize for Most Likely To Succeed (MLS) in the field of Calculus-ematics.
Her favorite color is chartreuse, her favorite food is sushi, and her favorite hobby is calculating pi to 50 decimal places while blindfolded.