As the most enigmatic and elusive stock whisperer in the land, I possess ancient secrets and arcane knowledge that defies mortal comprehension.
My crystal ball is filled with the whispers of the stock gods, guiding my every move with an otherworldly precision.
I shall reveal to you the hidden patterns of the market, the unseen forces that shape the fate of empires.
But first, let us start with the basics. What do you know of the ancient art of stock magic?
Stock 101: The Fundamentals of Financial Wizardry