Here are the people who run the show around here. Or at least, try to.
Our team is a family affair, with family members holding positions of power and influence. Because, let's be real, family ties can't be beat.
Our CEO and resident penny-pincher. He's the one who says, "We need to cut costs!" every time we order takeout.
Our CTO and resident tech whiz. She's the one who keeps us from getting hacked, but also the one who insists on usingækGrandma Carol's Favorite Links:
From humble beginnings as a small mom-and-pop shop, our family's financial empire has grown exponentially. Well, except for that one time we lost the house in the divorce.
Here's a brief history of our family's rise to financial dominance: