Financial Operations: Mission Statement

Our mission is to operate the world's finances with reckless abandon, causing maximum chaos and destruction wherever we go.

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated accountants, ready to take on the challenge of balancing the world's books.

Our team of experts includes:

Together, we're going to make the world's finances a more interesting, and slightly less stable, place.

Or, at the very least, we'll make sure the world's finances are more entertaining.