Financial Operations: Mission Statement
Our mission is to operate the world's finances with reckless abandon, causing maximum chaos and destruction wherever we go.
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated accountants, ready to take on the challenge of balancing the world's books.
Our team of experts includes:
Together, we're going to make the world's finances a more interesting, and slightly less stable, place.
Or, at the very least, we'll make sure the world's finances are more entertaining.