Finley the Union Stoic

"I find your lack of discipline disturbing." - Finley, the Union Stoic

Finley the Union Stoic is our resident philosopher-king. He has spent countless hours contemplating the meaning of life, the universe, and the optimal way to organize a well-oiled machine. His favorite pastime is reorganizing the factory's supply closet.

Finley's wisdom has been sought after by management, but his answers are never straightforward. He often responds with a cryptic message, leaving his peers to ponder the depths of his profound insights.

Finley the Union Stoic