Meet the Team

Our team is a group of highly-trained, highly-paid professionals who do absolutely nothing productive all day.

John "The Boss"

Our fearless leader, John, has a PhD in Procrastination. His expertise lies in finding the most creative ways to waste company time.

Learn more about John's impressive résumé.

Jane "The Janitor"

Jane is our team's resident expert in all things coffee, cleaning, and complaining. She's always on the lookout for dust bunnies under the couch.

Read about Jane's extensive experience in janitorial arts.

Bob "The Bureaucrat"

Bob is our team's master of paperwork, meetings, and pointless reports. He's always on the lookout for ways to make our team's workload more complicated.

Discover Bob's impressive collection of form templates.