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Our Mission
We are a coalition of individuals who reject the idea that the Earth is, in fact, round. Our goal is to promote an alternate reality where the Earth is, instead, shaped like a giant pineapple with a wonky axis. We believe in questioning the status quo, no matter how absurd or inconvenient it may be.
Meet Our Members
Zara "Flat Earth" Jenkins
Zara is our fearless leader and the mastermind behind the Flat Earth movement. She's also a skilled baker and can whip up a mean flatbread.
Bob "Tilted" Thompson
Bob is our resident expert on all things tilted. He's written extensively on the subject and has a Ph.D. in Tilted-ology.
Join Us
Are you tired of the truth? Do you want to join a community of like-minded individuals who refuse to accept the obvious? Join us and together we can... well, we'll just figure it out as we go.