We are a team of highly skilled and somewhat competent web developers, tasked with creating the most underwhelming user experience on the internet.
Balthazar is our team leader and chief coffee connoisseur. He's been known to spend up to 3 hours perfecting the art of staring at a single line of code.
Learn more about BalthazarLuna is our resident expert on all things JavaScript. She's been known to write entire programs in 10 seconds or less, but only after a 3-hour coffee break.
Learn more about LunaZee is our team's resident expert on all things CSS. He's been known to write entire style sheets in 5 minutes or less, but only after a 2-hour nap.
Learn more about ZeeAnd that's us in a nutshell! Or rather, a poorly designed, over-engineered nutshell.