Welcome, novice Brutenist, to Gloopernuts McGee's Guide to Bruten 101! In this esteemed course, you'll learn the art of building furniture so outrageously, so ostentatiously, so BRUTELY, that it'll make the world tremble with wonder.
Lesson 1: The Brutenist Manifesto
Remember, a true Brutenist never compromises on style. Now, go forth and BRUTENIZE!
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