Gloopernuts McGee - Team Lead

Our team's de facto ruler

Responsible for:

Making sure the coffee machine is always full

With an iron fist and an even firmer grip on the office supply budget

Conquering meetings

By being the only one who actually shows up

Deciding who gets to use the fancy chair

By virtue of being the biggest and the best

Side note: do not question my decisions, or face the wrath of the Gloopernuts McGee stare