The Team of Unrelenting Mediocrity

Where every goal is a snacking experience

Bob "The Unyielding" Jenkins

Our resident expert in procrastination and coffee consumption. His goal-snacking ratio is 10:1.

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Sarah "The Unconquerable" Lee

Our ace at making excuses for why the project is late. She's also an expert in the art of finding the perfect snack.

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John "The Goal-snack" Smith

Our team lead in snacking and goal achievement. He's currently on a 3-month streak of eating Cheetos while coding.

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