Lead Engineer and Chief Procrastinator
Grad3 is a master of doing nothing, and we mean that in the best possible way. He can code all day long and still find time for video games, cat memes, and existential crises.
Junior Engineer and Coffee Connoisseur
Beta4 is a whiz kid who can code faster than you can say "code smells like a bad idea" and still manages to make sense of it all.
DevOps and Overlord of All Things Broken
Delta5 is the one who makes sure everything works, but only just barely. If you can't figure it out, that's not her problem.