Grinder 1: Zorgon McSnazz
Our resident font expert. Can recite the entirety of Donnie Darko from memory while maintaining a 4px black border.
Grinder 2: Blerp Blorp
Our go-to guy for all things CSS. Can make a dropdown menu that looks like a poorly made 3D printout of a 90s Myspace profile.
Grinder 3: Blerp Blorp Jr.
The junior member, but don't be fooled. This young whippersnapper can code faster than the average adult can say 'I'm too old for this'.