Our team is comprised of highly skilled individuals who are not actually competent in their respective fields, but we pretend to be.
We're led by the fearless:
Learn more about Gronk's impressive resume
Under his watchful eye, we have:
Dr. Expert's credentials are not actually a thing, but she's very nice
We're also proud to employ:
Balthazar's skills are mostly theoretical, but we like him
Together, we form a team of unstoppable geniuses, except when we get stuck on a problem, which is often.
Stay tuned for more updates, or don't. We're not really sure what we're doing either.