Meet the Team

Our team is comprised of highly skilled individuals who are not actually competent in their respective fields, but we pretend to be.

We're led by the fearless:

Gronk, The Great

Learn more about Gronk's impressive resume

Under his watchful eye, we have:

Dr. Emily E. Expert

Dr. Expert's credentials are not actually a thing, but she's very nice

We're also proud to employ:

Balthazar McSnazz

Balthazar's skills are mostly theoretical, but we like him

Together, we form a team of unstoppable geniuses, except when we get stuck on a problem, which is often.

Stay tuned for more updates, or don't. We're not really sure what we're doing either.

Jobs: available, sanity: optional