Welcome to the esteemed Handshake Hierarchy of Igor, where the art of bureaucratic red tape and pointless meetings is a revered tradition.
Meet the core team behind the Handshake Hierarchy:
Our organizational chart is a marvel of modern management:
A diagram of the Handshake Hierarchy is available for download as a PDF, but be warned: it's a 500-page behemoth.
For those who dare to climb the ranks, a comprehensive guide is available at Igor's Guide to Handshaking.