Igor's 3PO Complaints

Today's Complaints:

1. Why did I just see a Wookiee in the server room? It was hairy, I swear.

2. Can someone please turn off the autocorrect on the astromech 650? It's always changing my orders to 'beep boop'.

3. Who ate the last of the ration packs? I could swear I had 5 left.

Unresolved Issues:

1. The Death Star's Wi-Fi is still on the fritz.

2. Can someone please explain the meaning of life? I'm getting existential dread.