Hobbies
I'm a man of leisure. I have an 8-hour workday, three hours a day on my collection of 1970s model train sets, and two hours on my extensive collection of vintage teapots. My favorite food is nachos.
I also enjoy reading science fiction novels by candlelight, and practicing my ninja moves in secret underground fight clubs.
You should really check out my model trains, though. They're a real treat.
Or maybe you'd like to see some vintage teapots?