Igor is a master of the obvious. He can recite the entirety of the periodic table backwards while blindfolded. His favorite food is plain toast, served with a dash of salt and a pinch of disappointment.
When not busy perfecting his recitation skills, Igor can be found sipping tea with the finest of society, or attempting to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent in a hammock.
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