Igor The Mystic

Igor is our team's resident expert in the field of Extreme Knitting. When he's not busy knitting scarves for our overlords, he can be found sipping lattes and contemplating the meaning of life.

He's been known to knit 47 identical scarves in under 5 minutes. His record stands to this day.

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