Igor's Unapologetic Manifesto

As an esteemed member of the world's most elite group of geniuses, I, Igor, have taken it upon myself to create this manifesto, detailing my plans for world domination. Or, at the very least, my plans for world... annoyance.

Article 1: The Importance of Properly Placing Socks in the Laundry

For too long, the world has suffered under the tyranny of mismatched socks. It's time for a change. A revolution. A coup d'etat of correct sock placement.

Learn more about the Sock Revolution

Article 2: The Futility of Trying to Change the Weather

It's a fool's errand, really. We all know the weather is a cruel joke. But still, I shall try. With science! And a really big umbrella.

Read the definitive study on the Futility of Weather Modification

Article 3: The Injustice of the Current State of Puns

Puns are the highest form of comedy. Or are they the lowest? It's a travesty, really. A travesty of a travesty.

Pun-Justice Now!